THE MORNING AFTER I DRUNKENLY EMBARRASS MYSELF
That motherfucking annoying ass moment when you...
When I go to a school event and theres no snacks
IF I HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY
I’D BE LIKE:
HOW I FEEL AFTER A REALLY BIG MEAL
WHEN I WAKE UP WITH MY WALLET, PHONE, AND KEYS ALL...
When I try to think up birthday plans